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laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

I’m an adult!!!!

dreammakr:

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

I WANT 20 AND WE WILL SLEEP IN BIG PILES AND CUDDLE AND BE HAPPY

somesickcat:

No photoshop. Just a kitty with HUGE EYES.

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

explosm:

By @RobDenBleyker. Want more comics? Go look at http://www.explosm.net/comics , & visit Rob at #TorontoFanExpo this weekend!

explosm:

By . Want more comics? Go look at , & visit Rob at this weekend!

debbieb3:

muah!

nolove-tospeak:

clangnbang:

el-h0mbre:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

MY HEart JFC

THE TURTLE

THE BOXERS omg

4gifs:

The cat ate my homework

4gifs:

The cat ate my homework

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

aroseforalice:

me and my friends